May 2013
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i like those friends that you dont have to talk to every day but youre still friends even if you go weeks without talking
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
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lizziefaguire:
foxnewsofficial:
everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies
concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean
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kinglers:
My life is literally just me eating, sleeping and avoiding eye contact with people ive only met once
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me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
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niknumber3:
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
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claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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stenpaithegreat:
WHENEVER I GET A DOKI YOU ALL THINK I’M BEING CUTE BUT REALLY I JUST
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wiitangclan:
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
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ifellinlovewithmyenemies asked: PLEASE HELP ME
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are-you-seduced-yet:
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
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unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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ask-the-masked-item-merchant:
You saw nothing, friend.
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i imagine those people who follow me that never like or reblog my posts just looking at me on their dash with disapproval
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ponshi:
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amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one